Company with a new slogan:<p>From the same nice folks who gave you Pearl Harbor.
A long line of very ugly and very poor quality automobiles
My Chevy eats Hondas and shits Toyotas.
Friend 1: Hey, I'm thinking of buying a car.
Friend 2: Really? Do you have a particular brand or model?
Friend 1: Yes a Toyota.
Friend 2: What?! You should avoid that brand all together. Remember the gas pedals?
Friend 1: Oh right, thanks bro, good looking out.
Friend 2: No prob.
MR2, Supra, AE86 corolla. better then any piece of shit american nothings. toyota has a 10yr look out, compared to chevy w/ a 3yr look out. meaning toyota knew in 1990 where they'd be in 2000. chevy plays off the stock market, and also still manage to make tiny ppl feel cramped. if you want american, do it right, go w/ an old muscle car, dont' go w/ a ricer piece of plastic and a yugo motor that has a ford, chevy or dodge badge on it.
MR2 - italian looks, japanese reliabilty
Supra - self-explanitory, its a supra
AE86 - drifting for about $1500
A once creator of reliable cars, and trucks, who's making bad design choices over the last couple of years.
Best small truck and most capable 4 Wheel truck on the market
"My driveway is muddy again, please bring the Toyota Tacoma and pull my Chevy S-10 to the road."
a death wish.
a vehicle that is hard to stop, no matter how good the brakes.
Japans newest way to kill Americans while not at war with America.
Constantly moving forward despite having brakes.
John: "hey, you hear tommy was hit by a Toyota Prius because the Prius couldn't stop? he almost died!"
Guy: "Yeah. Sean had the same problem with his Camry. he caused the 70 car pile up on I-95 6 people died!"
Very reliable japanese car company Toyota, known for great quality, fuel efficient sedans, and the infamous MR2 and Toyota Supra. FYI the supra is a ride that is easy on the gas, and wil flatten any muscle car in a race (not counting drag, but then, any idiot can take a '67 with automatic transmission and floor it at the stoplight)
Generally better than any of the crap american car companies (Not counting Saleen, Callaway, Shelby and DeLorean - Those at least had style/performance/uniqueness)(apologies for any errors, typing on a laptop and the keyboard is wierd)
Jimmy has a '69 mustang, joe has a Toyota MR2
They go race at a track, NOT a straight loser/drag-strip. Joe wins, even though he has a ~150 HP disadvantage. Jimmy then bitches that it wasnt fair, that joe had sabotaged him by having a lighter more efficient and stylish ride. Joe then kills jimmy for being a douchebag, and sells the shitty mustang as scrap metal.