A torres is a term which refers to a miss in football, in particular missing a really easy goal.
1. "Mate don't let Johnny play, all he ever does is torres"

2. "Man, what a torres, how could you miss an open goal from 4 yards?!?!"
by pyramidMan September 18, 2011
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a true love, somebody you can lean on, who always be there for you. The only person, who can ever really love you, because they care about you on more than a physical level.
A husband, is a torres to your life.
by Diondra September 25, 2006
(n.)to miss an open net in football
man: Van Persie did a torres at yesterday match
friend: Yes, but at least he scored another chance
by hamza February 11, 2013
Norwegian name, used either as first name or as family name. Tørres is derivation from Torkjell, an old Norse name which is a combination of Tor and Kjell. Tor is a Norse God and Kjell means arrow head.
Those few who have this name is simply amazing, irresistible and godlike.
A: What's your name?
T: Tørres
A: Are you Spanish?
T: No, I'm from Norway
A: Oh, but you have a Spanish name, like that football player, Fernando Torres
T: No, I'm not from Spain and my name has nothing to do with football. My first name is Norwegian and has its origins in Old Norse.
A: Really! Cool. Do you know what torres means in Spanish?
T: Yes...
by tabulator February 05, 2010
The most outstanding, beautiful, sweet, sexy, freak in the bed, girl of ANYBODIES dreams.
Torre has a butt.
That's my Princess Torre.
by Abaxley September 08, 2015
To be invited to an event, and commit to go but at the last second decide to not go out of pure laziness. Similar to flaking, but worse.

Lying and saying you're almost at point B when never have left Point A.

Making extreme excuses to not be at fault for not going with your commitment.

a.k.a Max level of Flaking/Fronting
Hey Jake are you coming over for the party tonight? It's going to be great.

- Yeah man Ill be over there in an hour.

Jake never shows up.

Jake! Where are you !?

- Sorry girlfriend needed me because something came up

by Superman1992 May 01, 2012
(Verb). To have a night out on the town, have a lot of very expensive drinks and finish the night without scoring.
Oh man, Johnny torres'ed so hard last night.
by hanseh April 19, 2011
To fall from grace spectacularly and become absolutely terrible at everything you do as soon as you cut your hair!
Kieran: Oh man, Alain's done a Torres.
Phil: Yeah, he's just tripped over his own laces!
by Mr K. March 30, 2013
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