Toply

The state of well being which is utmost, at the top of the emotional totem pole. i.e great, amazing, fantastic, etc....

"How are you?"

"I'm toply, mate."

Toply by Triggerhippie April 17, 2009

toploader 

The act of defacating in somebody's washing machine. Similar to an "upper decker" the toploader has the advantage of not only being more inconvenient to the victim, but also much funnier to the person performing, as well as their friends. The toploader is a serious commitment to pranking and should only be used when the victim is a total douche, or it would be really funny to everybody else.

Man, that guy wouldn't let me use his bathroom so I snuck into his laundry room and gave him a toploader!

toploader by Seamour Butz February 10, 2010

toplinson

toplinson, louis tomlinson obviously topping his husband harry styles. the powerful, dominant king topping his sweet husband (:

larrie 1: harry tops cause he’s taller and bigger!
larrie 2: no, height doesn’t matter, louis obviously tops
*larrie 1 researches*
larrie 1: you’re right, louis tops. toplinson supremacy.

toplinson by niallhoranslefthand(; February 19, 2021

louis toplinson 

louis tomlinson topping during sex with harry styles

larrie #1: look he’s such a top like louis toplinson

larrie #2: they kinda share that really

louis toplinson by Eden-grace x June 3, 2020

topsykrest 

A person that is bad at fortnite and doesn’t know how to be a good teammate. Bad at everything actually.

Dang. Fucking jimmy is such a topsykrest

topsykrest by Wayste8 June 26, 2019

Sloppy toppy

When a girl is sucking
And then she drools on the dick
Yerrr

Ayo You seen Samantha that bitch gave me a sloppy toppy

Sloppy toppy by Xxx_xxxi March 7, 2018

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DA BEST GAWK GAWK YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE IN A LIFETIME, YOU WONT BE ABLE TO WALK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFETIME AFTER THIS AND YOUR SOUL WILL BE SENT TO HEAVEN IF DONE CORRECTLY

Dave: Yo my homeboy, you want the the mary poppings supercalifragilisticexpialidocious gawk gawk vacuum chamber quadruple hand twist ushy bushy gushy sloppy toppy boppy naughty gorilla grip fade tsunami volcano eruption of semen soul snatcher combo wombo mumbo 3000?

William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child

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