Topeka Destroyer

When you're getting head after a long night of drinking and you barf on the girl's head while she's bobbing you off. Known as a Topeka Destroyer because it destroys the chances of you ever getting head from that girl again.

"So I guess we won't be seeing Stacey again."
"How come?"
"I gave her a Topeka Destroyer last night."

Topeka Destroyer by its426 October 22, 2003

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Topeka Destroyer

when recieving a blumpie, blumpiee vomits upon blumpier's back. can be followed w/ a Des Moines Surprise.

She stopped giving me a blumpie when I took it to the next level with a Topeka Destroyer

Topeka Destroyer by decay 66 April 9, 2003

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