When its hot and sweaty and your ball-sack sticks to the sides of your legs. Forming a bat-wing. See also Half-Caf Batwing
Damn this NorCal heat, I've got a brutal Bat Wing goin.
Toilet Paper. Usually the cheap crap that they give you at work.
I had an awful case of Green Apple Quickstep but ran outta Shit Tickets.
When you're getting head after a long night of drinking and you barf on the girl's head while she's bobbing you off. Known as a Topeka Destroyer because it destroys the chances of you ever getting head from that girl again.
"So I guess we won't be seeing Stacey again."
"I gave her a Topeka Destroyer last night."
Squirty shits that often result in eating an Apple before its ripe. Usually come on quickly and without warning. Causing the victim to make a run for the nearest crapper.
Look at that stinky Pedro run, boy must have a case of the Green Apple Quickstep.
Surfing term. Perfect waves. They are Four Feet to Six Feet in height.
"Good morning board riders! Today we have a small offshore breeze and clear skies. Be sure to get off work because it's 4 to 6 at all the best spots."
To urinate on someone's face while it is covered in Saran Wrap.
The sick bitch wanted a Hot Carl but I only had to piss so she settled for a Warm Eddie.
When its hot and sweaty and your scrote gets stuck to your thigh, but just one side. Beeeyotch!
Damn this heat, I got a half-caf batwing goin'
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