its426's definitions

Green Apple Quickstep

Squirty shits that often result in eating an Apple before its ripe. Usually come on quickly and without warning. Causing the victim to make a run for the nearest crapper.

Look at that stinky Pedro run, boy must have a case of the Green Apple Quickstep.

by its426 October 22, 2003

It's 4 to 6

Surfing term. Perfect waves. They are Four Feet to Six Feet in height.

"Good morning board riders! Today we have a small offshore breeze and clear skies. Be sure to get off work because it's 4 to 6 at all the best spots."

by its426 October 22, 2003

Half-Caf Batwing

When its hot and sweaty and your scrote gets stuck to your thigh, but just one side. Beeeyotch!

Damn this heat, I got a half-caf batwing goin'

by its426 October 22, 2003

Bat Wing

When its hot and sweaty and your ball-sack sticks to the sides of your legs. Forming a bat-wing. See also Half-Caf Batwing

Damn this NorCal heat, I've got a brutal Bat Wing goin.

by its426 October 22, 2003

Topeka Destroyer

When you're getting head after a long night of drinking and you barf on the girl's head while she's bobbing you off. Known as a Topeka Destroyer because it destroys the chances of you ever getting head from that girl again.

"So I guess we won't be seeing Stacey again."
"How come?"
"I gave her a Topeka Destroyer last night."

by its426 October 22, 2003

Shit Ticket

Toilet Paper. Usually the cheap crap that they give you at work.

I had an awful case of Green Apple Quickstep but ran outta Shit Tickets.

by its426 October 22, 2003