Toolwack 

(adverb)

Origin: Native Islands of Guava
Tool: doodle
Wack: have a pull
Result: having a pull on your doodle
Smart sounding result: masturbation

I need a jigjig but i can't get one so i'll go have a toolwack and have oodles and oodles of oomphy fun doing it!

Toolwack by Dlme. June 15, 2009

tooltacker 

One who pleasures themselves furiously

A person who happily attacks his own tool.

"why didn't Stu show up for the Chelmsford Angling Society's annual meeting last night?"
"I heard he tugged his lovepipe so hard whilst dogging by the lakes, that he had to call an ambulance. What a TOOLTACKER!"

tooltacker by Tommy Tooltacker March 21, 2014

toolsack 

a person who tries too hard to fit in, poses, is easily and obliviously used and is in general just a stupid fuck. so much to the point that this person isn't just a tool, they're equivalent to an entire sack of tool. therefore, they're a toolsack.

Phil "Dude, you ever notice Ike is always trying to one-up me when we talk about wake boarding?"

Joe "Yeah, because he's a massive toolsack!"

toolsack by Amfeezy October 10, 2006