An idiot, someone who has no common sense
ah man you're such a toby
by 2SWAG January 07, 2015
An Asian kid who's name is really long and that you can't remember.
I have no idea who Toby is
by NotToby December 05, 2013
An extremely sweet, kind, caring, awesome, funny, dorky, loving, smart, cute, amazing, the most best friend i can ever ask for. He is someone you would want as your boyfriend, because he is always their for you and can be your best friend when you need him to be. He has a dorky kind of humor which anyone would love. Who ever has him is the luckiest person in the world.
Friend: My boyfriend is the best in the world!

Me: Yeah? well he is NOTHING compared to Toby!
by ILOVETOBY December 12, 2009
A innocent, yet twisted kid's role playing game of master and servant; based on the book & movie Roots and named after Toby Kuntekente -a slave from Roots. The game is a twist of other popular kids games"Simon Says",“Mother May I?", and "Cops and Robbers." Players improve listening skills and reinforce the use of manners. GAME LAYOUT & OBJECTIVES: One player is the designated as the "Master" and other players are the "slaves" or "Tobies". The Master's objective is to keep his "Tobies" from escaping, under control, and keep them working. The Master uses a system of reward and punishment within reason to keep the "Tobies" on task. The Toby's objective is to primarily to avoid punishment or escape when an opportunity arises. Players take turns being the Master and the Toby/s. STRATEGY AND TACTICS: For the "Tobies", being polite and saying, "Yes, Master" and trying to be on the Master's good side-is helpful. Be a kind Master, because you want the new Master to be kind to you when you become a "Toby". Modifications may also be used in any combination to make the game easier or harder for different age groups. ORIGIN: The game originated in Minnesota in the late 1970's and early 1980's, when the Roots aired on TV.
John: I'm bored. You guys wanna play Risk or Monopoly?
Sally: No, I wanna play "Tobies".
Bobby: Me, too!
John: Okay, fine but I get to be the Master.

by MN words defined January 15, 2009
A regional Northeastern US / Canada term that indicates a person with an unclear gender. Possibly a hermaphrodite.
"Is that a girl or a dude?"
"No idea. It's a Toby I guess"
by Alfonso Salazar Jr. October 15, 2013
Someone who is the worst.
Toby: Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children, since it's uh, you know, there's gambling and alcohol, it's in our dangerous warehouse, it's a school night, and you know, Hooters is catering, and is that - is that enough? Should I keep going?
Michael: Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun, or exciting, you make it... not that way. I hate... so much about the things that you choose to be.

Toby: We want to go home.
Michael: Well, you don’t even have anyone to go home to, Toby.

Michael: Did anyone do anything involving an Indian burial ground?
Oscar: Like what?
Michael: Like park on it. Or dig up a body... Toby? Anything you want to tell us?
Toby: No, I did not violate an Indian burial ground. In fact I had some good luck recently, Alfredo's Pizza, picked my business card out of the basket, so... uh, I got a week of free pies.
Pam: That's cool.
Toby: Yeah.
Michael: Perfect. So our tragedy is your good luck. Satan.

Michael: (next house) Hey Toby! You suck! (throwing eggs at his house)
DeAngelo: Is this an employee of ours?
Michael: (giggles) Go go go go go go!
by MichaelScott March 22, 2013
a fetish for licking windows
I brought a girl back last night, she wanted to Toby but I thought it was weird
by backspace 92 April 29, 2012

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