Someone who is the worst.
Toby: Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children, since it's uh, you know, there's gambling and alcohol, it's in our dangerous warehouse, it's a school night, and you know, Hooters is catering, and is that - is that enough? Should I keep going?
Michael: Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun, or exciting, you make it... not that way. I hate... so much about the things that you choose to be.

Toby: We want to go home.
Michael: Well, you don’t even have anyone to go home to, Toby.

Michael: Did anyone do anything involving an Indian burial ground?
Oscar: Like what?
Michael: Like park on it. Or dig up a body... Toby? Anything you want to tell us?
Toby: No, I did not violate an Indian burial ground. In fact I had some good luck recently, Alfredo's Pizza, picked my business card out of the basket, so... uh, I got a week of free pies.
Pam: That's cool.
Toby: Yeah.
Michael: Perfect. So our tragedy is your good luck. Satan.

Michael: (next house) Hey Toby! You suck! (throwing eggs at his house)
DeAngelo: Is this an employee of ours?
Michael: (giggles) Go go go go go go!
by MichaelScott March 22, 2013
(n) A term used throughout south Louisiana to refer a young, lower to lower-middle class white male who embodies a combination of wigger, white trash and "coonass" stereotypes.

The overall toby aesthetic, however, is not limited to the aforementioned stereotypes, and often shows influences typically associated with guidos, mid-to-late 90's "preps" or jocks, and even suburban American ravers.

(adj) exhibiting traits commonly associated with tobies

typical elements of toby style include:

- "fade" haircuts, often with heavily gelled and/or highlighted bangs
- an affinity for color schemes involving yellow and baby blue
- poorly-executed tattoos (usually tribal or just "ghetto")
- high-top athletic shoes (usually Nike)
- white baseball caps (worn backwards)
- visors (less popular in recent years)
- a "dirt lip" or "rat-stache"
- puka shell necklaces
- low-slung basketball shorts or baggy plaid board shorts
- "wifebeater" undershirts
- pierced ears (fake diamond studs or tiny hoops)
- tongue and eyebrow piercings
- cheap hip-hop-inspired jewelry
"Check out that toby with 4 his tasha-ass girlfriend..."

"Who? The one with the neck tattoo?"

"No the one with the Fox racing t-shirt. His bangs look like little icicles."
by bryson derouen November 22, 2009
a fetish for licking windows
I brought a girl back last night, she wanted to Toby but I thought it was weird
by backspace 92 April 29, 2012
A innocent, yet twisted kid's role playing game of master and servant; based on the book & movie Roots and named after Toby Kuntekente -a slave from Roots. The game is a twist of other popular kids games"Simon Says",“Mother May I?", and "Cops and Robbers." Players improve listening skills and reinforce the use of manners. GAME LAYOUT & OBJECTIVES: One player is the designated as the "Master" and other players are the "slaves" or "Tobies". The Master's objective is to keep his "Tobies" from escaping, under control, and keep them working. The Master uses a system of reward and punishment within reason to keep the "Tobies" on task. The Toby's objective is to primarily to avoid punishment or escape when an opportunity arises. Players take turns being the Master and the Toby/s. STRATEGY AND TACTICS: For the "Tobies", being polite and saying, "Yes, Master" and trying to be on the Master's good side-is helpful. Be a kind Master, because you want the new Master to be kind to you when you become a "Toby". Modifications may also be used in any combination to make the game easier or harder for different age groups. ORIGIN: The game originated in Minnesota in the late 1970's and early 1980's, when the Roots aired on TV.
John: I'm bored. You guys wanna play Risk or Monopoly?
Sally: No, I wanna play "Tobies".
Bobby: Me, too!
John: Okay, fine but I get to be the Master.

by MN words defined January 15, 2009
An extremely sweet, kind, caring, awesome, funny, dorky, loving, smart, cute, amazing, the most best friend i can ever ask for. He is someone you would want as your boyfriend, because he is always their for you and can be your best friend when you need him to be. He has a dorky kind of humor which anyone would love. Who ever has him is the luckiest person in the world.
Friend: My boyfriend is the best in the world!

Me: Yeah? well he is NOTHING compared to Toby!
by ILOVETOBY December 12, 2009
A black person that should be picking cotton
That Toby is lazy as hell
by cracka25 October 23, 2013
me ,epic ,sexy ,hot ,fantastic, no common sense, intelligent,
friendly, pure evil ,strange ,abnormal, weird, freak, too many blocks, lots of friends ,hyper-active ,lots of exercising ,interesting, violent, no soul, inhuman
hey look its the grim reapers apprentice its Toby
by simbeebee May 21, 2011

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