Tobias

1. Tobias Funke, former Analyst/Therapist turned "actor" from Arrested Development known for his latent homoerotic tendencies, deep denial, balding pate, and a known nevernude.
2. Anyone in serious self-denial about their true nature.

Yeah, Gena's still dating that Tobias... I wonder which one of them is in deeper denial?

by tacostacos November 22, 2005

Tobias

A stupid cunt that thinks he can take on a whole school. Tall and mentally and physically retarded. Small penis cause he sends dick pics to guys. Eyesight is fucked. looks like a druggo with a messed up mullet. peshay. trys to be funny but is the biggest homo gay fag ever. destined to get fucked up by black guys. will never lose virginity.

oi that cunt tobias is such a chode licker aye

by cléélk October 20, 2019

Tobias

someone with the name "Tobias" is an extremely gay humanbeing.

"Look he is checking out guys, he must be a Tobias.

by trollingtrue November 7, 2020

Tobias

The meaning of Tobias is a fat, short, worn, rotten penis, and a dwarf,

Tobias Wetlesen is a perfect example.

by gaynator250 February 16, 2015

Tobias

bad teacher that dresses funny.
hippy clothing
stutters
makes strange gestures and noises
easily cries
ugly as shit
BITCH

God, our teacher is such a Tobias! She always stretches her legs in the middle of class.

by Carl Soloman May 23, 2008

Tobias

ABSOLUTE MIDGET. NO ONE LIKES HIM. HE HAS A DIPFUCK BODY GOURD NAMED DICKNOSE. FUCK THAT GUY IN AHIS ASSHOLE

MAN THAT GUY IS A REAL FUCKING TOBIAS

by MYGUY92718792483573245 December 13, 2017

Tobias

An extremely attractive man, that everyone loves and wants to straight fuck 24 hours straight. He likes to think at least. Deep down, he knows everyone hates him and wants to slap him in the nuts. His mom is a psychopath, has a nicotine addiction at 13, and is craving cannabis all the time. He feels like a piece of shit all the time, but at least he has an extremely lovely and attractive girlfriend.

Look! that's Tobias with his girlfriend. Lol, his girlfriend is taller than him. Such a loser.

by Tobias Fyhn Myhre August 4, 2020