1. Former Chief of Psychology at MGH
2. Co-Founder of Dr. Fünke’s 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution
3. Understudy for the Blue Man Group
4. Author of best-selling book The Man Inside Me
5. world's first Analrapist (analysist-therapist)
6. Graft vs Host survivor
8. alleged homosexual
"Me thinks a cupid I shall play"
"If this tableaux I can create, perhaps I can reclaim my mate!"
"I blue myself for hours"
-Dr. Tobias Funke