Tan Old Alcoholic Blonde.
Female, Middle-aged or over. Lizard skin, over-processed coarse blonde hair (usually dyed), heavy smoker, alcoholic bar-fly.
Usually cannot retain a boyfriend and clings tightly to other TOABS. These are women who are unable to let go of highschool. Can be found wearing bedazzled jeans and sparkly shirts that say "DIVA".
Typical TOABs have names such as Julie, Donna, Mary, Angie, Barb and Janet.
Female, Middle-aged or over. Lizard skin, over-processed coarse blonde hair (usually dyed), heavy smoker, alcoholic bar-fly.
Usually cannot retain a boyfriend and clings tightly to other TOABS. These are women who are unable to let go of highschool. Can be found wearing bedazzled jeans and sparkly shirts that say "DIVA".
Typical TOABs have names such as Julie, Donna, Mary, Angie, Barb and Janet.
by anathema July 5, 2019
Someone completely useless. Short for "as useless as Tits On A Bull". Used to identify someone by name
by JamesMurray January 13, 2006
A tan,old,alcoholic blonde. They have fake blonde hair,the majority of them are tan,they are 40 or older,they smoke,and they have a raspy voice.
by Alan Woo! November 25, 2011
Toab stands for "That one's a bitch", basically self explanatory as it says, when being called toab, it refers to a female being a bitch.
by AOWIhdnawko October 19, 2018