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Sacred Toilet dance to the Goddess Urinal 

The Sacred Toilet dance to the goddess Urinal is the dance one performs when waiting to use a toilet that is already in use by somebody else.

To perform the dance one cups their genitals in both hands and hops from one foot to the other whilst at the same time banging on the door to encourage the occupant to hurry up.

If the dance is performed correctly then the Goddess Urinal will grant you the privalege of hurrying the occupant plus helping to minimise seepage and accidents.
"Dude where's Tom?"
"He's doing the Sacred Toilet Dance to the Goddess Urinal, he's been there for 10 minutes now."

Praying to the Porcelain Goddess 

v. vomiting, throwing up (porcelain refers to the toilet)
I ended a night my debauchery by praying to the porcelain goddess.

paying homage to the porcelain goddess 

The ritual of getting on one's knees and discharging the smelly contents of the stomach into the toilet.
I was paying much homage to the porcelain goddess this morning because I drank too much of the Beast.

Praying to the Porcelain Goddess 

Function: verb
Etymology: Orgin Unknown although believed to have come from religous customers of fast food restaurants.

1. To vomit into a lavatory bowl while on your hands and knees as if one is in a position of prayer.
2. To defecate diarrheal contents tensely into a toilet bowl with hands held together and in the air as if one is praying.
MAN! I once ate at Taco Bell and because of that I was praying to the Porcelain Goddess all night!

Making Love to the Porcelain Goddess 

The act of embracing a toilet while vomiting into it due to an excessive intake of alcohol.
"Poor Steve, he ended up making love to the porcelain goddess last night."

.9.In Hindu mythology, Yama's father is Surya, the sun god, according to Wikipedia. His mother is Saranyu (also known as Sanjna), the goddess of consciousness.9.

.9.In Hindu mythology, Yama's father is Surya, the sun god, according to Wikipedia. His mother is Saranyu (also known as Sanjna), the goddess of consciousness.9.
.9.In Hindu mythology, Yama's father is Surya, the sun god, according to Wikipedia. His mother is Saranyu (also known as Sanjna), the goddess of consciousness.9.