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Definitions by The-Twitching-Peanut

Police slang used by the British force, especially by the Metropolitan, to describe a prostitute.

Plural is Toms
I want everyone out there night and day questioning all the Toms, we've got to find Jack before he strikes again.
Tom by The-Twitching-Peanut July 20, 2008

Harry and Dick 

Cockney Rhyming Slag for feeling very sick.
"I had some bad Air Ships and Clouds last night, so I'm a bit Harry and Dick this morning."

Sacred Toilet dance to the Goddess Urinal 

The Sacred Toilet dance to the goddess Urinal is the dance one performs when waiting to use a toilet that is already in use by somebody else.

To perform the dance one cups their genitals in both hands and hops from one foot to the other whilst at the same time banging on the door to encourage the occupant to hurry up.

If the dance is performed correctly then the Goddess Urinal will grant you the privalege of hurrying the occupant plus helping to minimise seepage and accidents.
"Dude where's Tom?"
"He's doing the Sacred Toilet Dance to the Goddess Urinal, he's been there for 10 minutes now."

P.O.E.TS.DAY

Used in business meaning:

Piss Off Early TommorrowS FriDAY.

The same can also be used with the substitution SaturDAY.

P.O.E.TS.DAY is used when you and your staff can't be bothered anymore to do any work so you leave early.
Leave the readouts Mike its P.O.E.TS.DAY today we'll do them next week.

C.R.A.F.T 

C.R.A.F.T meaning:

Can't Remember A Fucking Thing.

Used when you have that moment when you keep forgetting things people have said to you.
Aaah for Fuck sake I keep having a C.R.A.F.T moment.
C.R.A.F.T by The-Twitching-Peanut January 12, 2006

Laundry Man 

"I can't go out tonight, I gotta see the Laundry Man run a few reddies through the washing machine."
Laundry Man by The-Twitching-Peanut December 28, 2005

Wooden Overcoat 

"I love my house so much, the only way I will leave is wearing a wooden overcoat."