The-Twitching-Peanut's definitions

Sacred Toilet dance to the Goddess Urinal

The Sacred Toilet dance to the goddess Urinal is the dance one performs when waiting to use a toilet that is already in use by somebody else.

To perform the dance one cups their genitals in both hands and hops from one foot to the other whilst at the same time banging on the door to encourage the occupant to hurry up.

If the dance is performed correctly then the Goddess Urinal will grant you the privalege of hurrying the occupant plus helping to minimise seepage and accidents.

"Dude where's Tom?"
"He's doing the Sacred Toilet Dance to the Goddess Urinal, he's been there for 10 minutes now."

by The-Twitching-Peanut April 24, 2006

So Switzerland

Imagine an arguement between friends, two of your mates are going at each other nine to the dozen except you are stuck in the middle trying to act as a mediator.

Like Switzerland YOU are a neutral country.

Ant told Dave that he wasn't in the band anymore and Mike and Chad were so Switzerland.

by The-Twitching-Peanut September 18, 2005

P.O.E.TS.DAY

Used in business meaning:

Piss Off Early TommorrowS FriDAY.

The same can also be used with the substitution SaturDAY.

P.O.E.TS.DAY is used when you and your staff can't be bothered anymore to do any work so you leave early.

Leave the readouts Mike its P.O.E.TS.DAY today we'll do them next week.

by The-Twitching-Peanut April 8, 2006

Tom

Police slang used by the British force, especially by the Metropolitan, to describe a prostitute.

Plural is Toms

I want everyone out there night and day questioning all the Toms, we've got to find Jack before he strikes again.

by The-Twitching-Peanut July 20, 2008

C.R.A.F.T

C.R.A.F.T meaning:

Can't Remember A Fucking Thing.

Used when you have that moment when you keep forgetting things people have said to you.

Aaah for Fuck sake I keep having a C.R.A.F.T moment.

by The-Twitching-Peanut January 12, 2006

Blewish

A Black person who is Jewish, so specified in Anthony Kiedis's book Scar Tissue.

Carlton told me his parents were Jewish, since then everyone calls him Blewish.

by The-Twitching-Peanut September 18, 2005

Duke of Kent

Cockney Rhyming slang for Rent, also refers to the landlord.

"I can't go down the Rub a Dub tonight Reg, got the Duke of Kent to pay."

by The-Twitching-Peanut November 13, 2005