12 definitions by The-Twitching-Peanut

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Cockney Rhyming Slag for feeling very sick.
"I had some bad Air Ships and Clouds last night, so I'm a bit Harry and Dick this morning."
by The-Twitching-Peanut November 12, 2005
Police slang used by the British force, especially by the Metropolitan, to describe a prostitute.

Plural is Toms
I want everyone out there night and day questioning all the Toms, we've got to find Jack before he strikes again.
by The-Twitching-Peanut October 19, 2005
The Sacred Toilet dance to the goddess Urinal is the dance one performs when waiting to use a toilet that is already in use by somebody else.

To perform the dance one cups their genitals in both hands and hops from one foot to the other whilst at the same time banging on the door to encourage the occupant to hurry up.

If the dance is performed correctly then the Goddess Urinal will grant you the privalege of hurrying the occupant plus helping to minimise seepage and accidents.
"Dude where's Tom?"
"He's doing the Sacred Toilet Dance to the Goddess Urinal, he's been there for 10 minutes now."
by The-Twitching-Peanut April 06, 2006
A Black person who is Jewish, so specified in Anthony Kiedis's book Scar Tissue.
Carlton told me his parents were Jewish, since then everyone calls him Blewish.
by The-Twitching-Peanut August 27, 2005
Imagine an arguement between friends, two of your mates are going at each other nine to the dozen except you are stuck in the middle trying to act as a mediator.

Like Switzerland YOU are a neutral country.
Ant told Dave that he wasn't in the band anymore and Mike and Chad were so Switzerland.
by The-Twitching-Peanut September 18, 2005
A Daylight Dodger is someone who goes on holiday, normally to a sunny region and returns from there without a tan.

They come back as pale as they left.
Hey look at Joe, he's just come back from the Med. He's such a Daylight Dodger.
by The-Twitching-Peanut November 26, 2005
Cockney rhyming slang for a coffin.
"I love my house so much, the only way I will leave is wearing a wooden overcoat."
by The-Twitching-Peanut November 17, 2005
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