12 definitions by The-Twitching-Peanut
Police slang used by the British force, especially by the Metropolitan, to describe a prostitute.
Plural is Toms
I want everyone out there night and day questioning all the Toms, we've got to find Jack before he strikes again.
by The-Twitching-Peanut Oct 19, 2005 add a video
|2.||Sacred Toilet dance to the Goddess Urinal|
The Sacred Toilet dance to the goddess Urinal is the dance one performs when waiting to use a toilet that is already in use by somebody else.
To perform the dance one cups their genitals in both hands and hops from one foot to the other whilst at the same time banging on the door to encourage the occupant to hurry up.
If the dance is performed correctly then the Goddess Urinal will grant you the privalege of hurrying the occupant plus helping to minimise seepage and accidents.
"Dude where's Tom?"
"He's doing the Sacred Toilet Dance to the Goddess Urinal, he's been there for 10 minutes now."
by The-Twitching-Peanut Apr 6, 2006 add a video
A Black person who is Jewish, so specified in Anthony Kiedis's book Scar Tissue.
Carlton told me his parents were Jewish, since then everyone calls him Blewish.
by The-Twitching-Peanut Aug 27, 2005 add a video
Can't Remember A Fucking Thing.
Used when you have that moment when you keep forgetting things people have said to you.
Aaah for Fuck sake I keep having a C.R.A.F.T moment.
by The-Twitching-Peanut Jan 9, 2006 add a video
Imagine an arguement between friends, two of your mates are going at each other nine to the dozen except you are stuck in the middle trying to act as a mediator.
Like Switzerland YOU are a neutral country.
Ant told Dave that he wasn't in the band anymore and Mike and Chad were so Switzerland.
by The-Twitching-Peanut Sep 18, 2005 add a video
A Daylight Dodger is someone who goes on holiday, normally to a sunny region and returns from there without a tan.
They come back as pale as they left.
Hey look at Joe, he's just come back from the Med. He's such a Daylight Dodger.
by The-Twitching-Peanut Nov 26, 2005 add a video
Cockney rhyming slang for a man/woman who is a specialist in money laundering.
"I can't go out tonight, I gotta see the Laundry Man run a few reddies through the washing machine."
by The-Twitching-Peanut Nov 17, 2005 add a video