Definitions by The-Twitching-Peanut
Tom
Police slang used by the British force, especially by the Metropolitan, to describe a prostitute.
Plural is Toms
Plural is Toms
I want everyone out there night and day questioning all the Toms, we've got to find Jack before he strikes again.
Tom by The-Twitching-Peanut July 20, 2008
Harry and Dick
Harry and Dick by The-Twitching-Peanut July 20, 2008
Sacred Toilet dance to the Goddess Urinal
The Sacred Toilet dance to the goddess Urinal is the dance one performs when waiting to use a toilet that is already in use by somebody else.
To perform the dance one cups their genitals in both hands and hops from one foot to the other whilst at the same time banging on the door to encourage the occupant to hurry up.
If the dance is performed correctly then the Goddess Urinal will grant you the privalege of hurrying the occupant plus helping to minimise seepage and accidents.
To perform the dance one cups their genitals in both hands and hops from one foot to the other whilst at the same time banging on the door to encourage the occupant to hurry up.
If the dance is performed correctly then the Goddess Urinal will grant you the privalege of hurrying the occupant plus helping to minimise seepage and accidents.
"Dude where's Tom?"
"He's doing the Sacred Toilet Dance to the Goddess Urinal, he's been there for 10 minutes now."
"He's doing the Sacred Toilet Dance to the Goddess Urinal, he's been there for 10 minutes now."
Sacred Toilet dance to the Goddess Urinal by The-Twitching-Peanut April 24, 2006
P.O.E.TS.DAY
Used in business meaning:
Piss Off Early TommorrowS FriDAY.
The same can also be used with the substitution SaturDAY.
P.O.E.TS.DAY is used when you and your staff can't be bothered anymore to do any work so you leave early.
Piss Off Early TommorrowS FriDAY.
The same can also be used with the substitution SaturDAY.
P.O.E.TS.DAY is used when you and your staff can't be bothered anymore to do any work so you leave early.
P.O.E.TS.DAY by The-Twitching-Peanut April 8, 2006
C.R.A.F.T
C.R.A.F.T meaning:
Can't Remember A Fucking Thing.
Used when you have that moment when you keep forgetting things people have said to you.
Can't Remember A Fucking Thing.
Used when you have that moment when you keep forgetting things people have said to you.
C.R.A.F.T by The-Twitching-Peanut January 12, 2006
Laundry Man
"I can't go out tonight, I gotta see the Laundry Man run a few reddies through the washing machine."
Laundry Man by The-Twitching-Peanut December 28, 2005
Wooden Overcoat
Cockney rhyming slang for a coffin.
Wooden Overcoat by The-Twitching-Peanut December 28, 2005