Laundry Man

Cockney rhyming slang for a man/woman who is a specialist in money laundering.

"I can't go out tonight, I gotta see the Laundry Man run a few reddies through the washing machine."

by The-Twitching-Peanut December 28, 2005

Harry and Dick

Cockney Rhyming Slag for feeling very sick.

"I had some bad Air Ships and Clouds last night, so I'm a bit Harry and Dick this morning."

by The-Twitching-Peanut July 20, 2008

Wooden Overcoat

Cockney rhyming slang for a coffin.

"I love my house so much, the only way I will leave is wearing a wooden overcoat."

by The-Twitching-Peanut December 28, 2005

Tom

Police slang used by the British force, especially by the Metropolitan, to describe a prostitute.

Plural is Toms

I want everyone out there night and day questioning all the Toms, we've got to find Jack before he strikes again.

by The-Twitching-Peanut July 20, 2008

P.O.E.TS.DAY

Used in business meaning:

Piss Off Early TommorrowS FriDAY.

The same can also be used with the substitution SaturDAY.

P.O.E.TS.DAY is used when you and your staff can't be bothered anymore to do any work so you leave early.

Leave the readouts Mike its P.O.E.TS.DAY today we'll do them next week.

by The-Twitching-Peanut April 08, 2006

Sacred Toilet dance to the Goddess Urinal

The Sacred Toilet dance to the goddess Urinal is the dance one performs when waiting to use a toilet that is already in use by somebody else.

To perform the dance one cups their genitals in both hands and hops from one foot to the other whilst at the same time banging on the door to encourage the occupant to hurry up.

If the dance is performed correctly then the Goddess Urinal will grant you the privalege of hurrying the occupant plus helping to minimise seepage and accidents.

"Dude where's Tom?"
"He's doing the Sacred Toilet Dance to the Goddess Urinal, he's been there for 10 minutes now."

by The-Twitching-Peanut April 24, 2006

So Switzerland

Imagine an arguement between friends, two of your mates are going at each other nine to the dozen except you are stuck in the middle trying to act as a mediator.

Like Switzerland YOU are a neutral country.

Ant told Dave that he wasn't in the band anymore and Mike and Chad were so Switzerland.

by The-Twitching-Peanut September 18, 2005