Pulling a Kevin

When you are so disgustingly unprepared for everything. No matter how many times you are told to do something you wait till the very last minute and usually end up letting down friends.

Man I told Jason to meet me to eat when I got out of work at 7. It's 7:30 and he's barely leaving his house. He's pulling a Kevin.

by Obi-Juan Ginobili April 26, 2016

Pull a Kevin

The phrase "pull a kevin" was officially made by @PanzerAce_HMS mere minutes ago, its defined as dissappearing randomly with or without intent, its origns date back to the United States in the 2000s and was willed into a phrase by the most handsome and legendary robloxian, PanzerAce_HMS

Hey, that guy just pulled a kevin!
Did he just pull a kevin?

by Omnione2775 January 28, 2021

Pulling a Kevin

The act of not bathing one's body for the duration of more than two days.

I was pulling a kevin last weekend to save water.

by The Hymez December 5, 2011

Pulling a Kevin

The act of accidentally getting a younger girl pregnant and leaving your wife to live in a shed while remaining in sexual relation with woodland creatures (squirrels, rabbits, birds, etc.).

"Aw man i just visited the orphanage and i think i might be a dad again"

"Oh jeez dude, you're pulling a kevin "

"Well off to my shed, i here the squirrels are cute this time of year"

by Dæron June 26, 2018

Pulled a Kevin

To pass out drunk behind a vehicle

Example 1:
Peter: Joe is so drunk passed out behind your car.
Doug: That's awesome, He pulled a Kevin.

by Jrob78 May 8, 2010

Don't Pull a Kevin

To warn someone not to write an amount such that the world graphite reserve is lessened by at least 0.72% and moving it all onto sheets of paper. Also to warn against one causing all the alphanumerical keys of at least 14 keyboards to fall off. Pulling a Kevin is strongly censured by environmentalist organizations claiming that this act causes mass deforestation.

The 14276 page essay was given zero credit, with a comment of merely "Don't Pull a Kevin".

by iWizardPro December 14, 2009

pulled a Kevin Rose

To create something so brilliant and genius and in turn piss all over it, causing its demise.

Yo man did you hear? G4 bought Tech TV! But they're cancelling all the good shows!?

Whhhhaaaat? Looks like G4 just done pulled a Kevin Rose!

by GuyDanger September 9, 2010