Pull a Kevin 

To time one's arrival to be exactly on time, yet be considered late by traditional standards.

I will be at the game but might pull a Kevin...

Pull a Kevin by Cisco N Iraq May 2, 2008

Pull a Kevin 

The act of drinking beer during lunch on a work day and going back to work with a buzz.

I need a drink. I think I'll pull a Kevin for lunch.

Pull a Kevin by Hassan Ben Sober May 31, 2011

Pull a Kevin 

The phrase "pull a kevin" was officially made by @PanzerAce_HMS mere minutes ago, its defined as dissappearing randomly with or without intent, its origns date back to the United States in the 2000s and was willed into a phrase by the most handsome and legendary robloxian, PanzerAce_HMS

Hey, that guy just pulled a kevin!
Did he just pull a kevin?

Pull a Kevin by Omnione2775 January 27, 2021

Don't Pull a Kevin 

To warn someone not to write an amount such that the world graphite reserve is lessened by at least 0.72% and moving it all onto sheets of paper. Also to warn against one causing all the alphanumerical keys of at least 14 keyboards to fall off. Pulling a Kevin is strongly censured by environmentalist organizations claiming that this act causes mass deforestation.

The 14276 page essay was given zero credit, with a comment of merely "Don't Pull a Kevin".

Don't Pull a Kevin by iWizardPro December 13, 2009

To Pull a Kevin 

To try to reach into a large, black lesbian's vagina while someone else is sitting on her stomach, tickling her; such a lesbian usually has an afro and may be wearing Birkenstocks.

(Lesbian) "NO! NO! Don't pull a Kevin on me! Oh God!"

To Pull a Kevin by Joe March 16, 2005

To Pull a Kevin 

To do anything nasty with or envolving feces.

I just took a deuce in a zip lock bag and pass it off as salsberry steak.

Fuck bro you are such a Kevin

To Pull a Kevin by KMacK November 12, 2003