When your best just isn't good enough.
That's the crappiest fingerpainting I've ever seen, Bobby, you little failure.
by BleezeMonkey August 25, 2003
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Sadly, he had enough back-up to cover up his faults.
by Ixx April 25, 2005
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The New England Patriots 2007-2008 Football Season.
I would take 14-6 over an 18-1 failure any day.
by 1337 |-|4x0|2 February 11, 2008
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i. A good excuse not to try.

ii. One who fucks up all the time.

iii. One who goes to Yale but has the vocabulary and comprehension of a sea cucumber.

See also: George W. Bush, Dubya, Ashlee Simpson, Enron, Operation Iraqi Liberation
Homer Simpsons: Trying is the first step towards failure.

George W. Bush: I didn't misfailure the country! Honest! It's hard work being president! Realleh hard work! Even my daddeh says it's hard work! I don't get no break on Sundehs too!
Bob Bluebell: What a failure and a jerkwad.
by PaperMachete October 25, 2005
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Word used to describe people who are crap.
e.g. President Bush.
by Turnipcloud October 9, 2005
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Steven He is such a failure
When he was 9 years old he was still in school
And he used calculators
When his father was 9 he had to walk over hills for miles to get to school 26 hours a day
He had to do it on one foot
His other foot was starting a business
Now Steven is an actor with a YouTube channel
This is why he doesn't have a girlfriend
by i am right behind you January 3, 2022
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