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Tism /TÎ-zîm/, v.

Def 1: (linguistics) To possess a pattern of vocabulary, syntax, and scansion that indicates an autistic speaker or writer; usually but not always includes failure to comprehend sarcasm, rhetorical questions, and other benignly deceptive linguistic devices.
The above definition tisms like whoa because the person who submitted it literally used the Merriam-Webster format.
Tism by Tzeentch_Did_IKEAgate December 28, 2020
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Any non-specific malady affecting one's ability to interact under the rules of normal social contract.
There is something off with that dude. Everytime I leave a conversation with him I just don't feel right. He's got some sort of tism.
Tism by JungleKitty November 14, 2014
T.I.S.M. (This is Serious Mum)

An Australian post-modern band. They take the essence of being Australian to a whole new level.

The best example is the song "The parable of Glenn Mcgrath's haircut"
Don't leave your sister and Tism in the same room.

"I saw his body thrashing round,
I saw his pulse rate going down,
I saw him in convulsive throes,
I said i'll have one of those."

Lyrics "He'll Never be an old man River"
Tism by H.B. Flaubert September 30, 2005
"reeeeeeeeeeee i have tism" - StabbedYa
Tism by StabbedYa April 30, 2020
A bunch of alcoholic child-beaters. Coincidently, they make music.
Tism abused my son, but their new CD is pretty cool.
Tism by Ya Mum July 12, 2003
the boy didn't speak until he was 13 he has some tism but; we love him just the same.
tism by greymanboybearpig June 10, 2020