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Kate Timmerman 

The cutest and prettiest girl ever in the whole world, whose super amazing

Also a smexy potato
Yup that's a Kate timmerman right there

Wow kate timmerman is perfect in everyway
Kate Timmerman by Kippstick February 9, 2019

emil timmerman 

Emil timmerman is a retarded league of legends player who is shit at the game
This player sucks dick he must be an Emil timmerman
emil timmerman by Suspect69 June 27, 2017

Scott Robert Timmerman 

A hot kid that is nice. He always gets all the girls.
Ohhh, here comes Scott Robert Timmerman. He is sooooo hot!

Zimmerman Telegram

A shot comprised of half Jaegermeister and half Tequila.

Named after the German proposal to Mexico to go to war with the United States. The telegram was intercepted by the US and Mexico just ignored it.
Guy 1: "I want to make a really bad decision:
Guy 2: "Bartender get me two Zimmerman Telegrams!!!"

Joel Zimmerman

The real name of popular electronic music producer and performer deadmau5.
Joel Zimmerman aka deadmau5 is one of the most popular techno artists right now.
Joel Zimmerman by Rellik Uzi August 12, 2010

Zimmerman Zipper

An emergency release mechanism for your pants incase your penis gets zipped up into it when zipping up your pants.
After i was done last night i was putting on my pants when i came inches from slicing open my urethra. Thankfully i was wearing my zimmerman zipper. I pulled my emergency rip cord and that situation was narrowly avoided.
Zimmerman Zipper by Coan Bone June 14, 2009