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time lag 

someone who you want to have regular exchange with but can only contact through filling in forms which often times poses difficulty and/or compromises spontaneity.
me: "hello, someone. how are you today? can i tell you about my weekend?"
someone: "fill in this form and optionally rhyme and I'll hear (read) you out, mate"
me: "but time lag!"
time lag by Krkič May 27, 2019
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Time Lag 

to travel through time zones. This causes you to get tired earlier or later than usual. This is also an excuse if your sports team loses.
Dan: O man i'm so tired. Its only 6 P.M.
Chris: Yeah we are getting some major time lag
Time Lag by SchweitZZ January 5, 2008
The expected amount of time anticipated for a person to be late.
I'll try and be there at 1:00 but give me an hour "Lag Time".
Meaning they will arrive at 2:00.
Lag Time by Lizaster May 14, 2011

dating lag time 

The time between dumping your last boy toy (or girl) and finding your new one.

see also shopping window.
Jenny's dating lag time was only three weeks before hooking up with her next regular.
dating lag time by sick66 December 3, 2010
a kid or a person that rides glaze aka cashingsouls on alts known as playlikefinesse on alts
damn timelag is good for gays
timelag by 1nferduss September 15, 2021
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026