TimKOng Share definition Flag A piece of cunt that deserves to be slapped in the face the moment you see him. With a purple dildo, then a sledgehammer. Dude, that guy has a TimKOng written all over his face. I can't wait to slap the shit out of him. TimKOng by The Educators April 5, 2019 0 0 Get merch Get the TimKOng mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch