1. To be so drunk that you feel like you are about to fall like a freshly chopped tree.

2. To be so drunk that you feel about as good as that Ke$ha and Pitbull song.
Simon: Man we should drink tonight!

Brendon: Yeah man! It's going down, we're getting timbered!
by SD and BB December 5, 2013
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(v.) to ream someone with some solid timber; to fuck her silly.
Guy 1- "You trying to drink some Bud tonight."
Guy 2- "No, I'm gonna be timbering my slutfriend."
Guy 1- "Send her my condolences."
Guy 2- "No remorse, bro. Grow a pair."
by Da Sperminator March 15, 2011
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Drinking, dancing and partying to the point you fall down.
Everyone was on the dancefloor in the club when Mel fell on her ass drunk. The entire room yelled "Timber!"
by wvrent March 12, 2014
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Getting so sexually frustrated when you see your crush all your blood runs to your dick and you pass out.
Did you see that guy fall over? Yeah he was so worked up about his older boss. He timbered right over.
by Richard McStuffins June 17, 2019
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Guy 1- "Dude, class just ended, why are you still sitting there?"
Guy 2- "Well, I've been staring at Chelsea's tits all class, and I'm still rocking some serious timber!"
by Da Sperminator March 15, 2011
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What you yell when it's going down.
"It's going down; I'm yelling timber."
"The party is timber tonight."
by CrabbySparkles October 21, 2013
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Fat, weight. Especially referring to men.
‘Wow, you’ve gained some timber on your belly!’ (I.e. they have a big belly.)
by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 November 22, 2018
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