by William Howard Lee October 25, 2006
When editable goods become, or are naturally, too sharp and leave their digester's mandible ceiling in a mess of bloody, and usually painful, ribbons.
1.) Sorry, can't pronounce my L's because of my thumbtack salad this morning.
2.) Captian Crunch.
3.) A big salad bowl filled with thumbtacks, and dressed with scalding hot clam chowder, salt, and razor blades.
2.) Captian Crunch.
3.) A big salad bowl filled with thumbtacks, and dressed with scalding hot clam chowder, salt, and razor blades.
by java monster February 22, 2008
The act of sticking your thumb up your ass and using the resultant shit thumb to tack a picture of a hot womans face over some random skanks face prior to having missionary style sex with her; this is preferred if the young lass is buck toothed, has a mustache, chronic halitosis or is just plain fugly.
I picked up this troll at the library, took her back to my place, tore a pic of Reese Witherspoon from the latest cover of People magazine, administered the rusty thumbtack and proceeded to mount that ass a'la hucklebuck style, dropped a nut on her breastseses and got the fuck out....have not seen her since....good times
by Pierre St. Ballgargler January 31, 2011
Used to describe the low level of zoomer humor because they would find a “thumbtack in the dirt” funny if it was posted as a meme.
by Malicious_ms July 25, 2023
Ryan: "Hey Lindsey, did you boink John last night?"
Lindsey: "I'm not sure. He's hung like a thumbtack."
Lindsey: "I'm not sure. He's hung like a thumbtack."
by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009
it basically means "what the fuck" but funnier since if you get cut mid-sentence, you have to start over, making it 2x funnier than it was before, because that's how broken my humor is.
person no 1: "hey...hey, what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac do you think you're doing, sir?"
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."
by bigdaddy123yesplease September 29, 2021
The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.
John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes
by Fetchez la vache March 24, 2015