by Bldrr May 18, 2018
Phrase to take blame for something you fucked up in a situation where it could not possibly be anyone else’s fault.
Friend: bro, why did you just throw my Xbox out the window? we are on the 5th floor.
You: oh. that’s on me
Girlfriend: you’re telling me you had a threesome with two other bitches, neither of whom are me.
Boyfriend: yeah, that’s on me, but i love you.
You: oh. that’s on me
Girlfriend: you’re telling me you had a threesome with two other bitches, neither of whom are me.
Boyfriend: yeah, that’s on me, but i love you.
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