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Alternate pronunciation of 'sandwich'.
Can you make me a samich?
by The Grammar Nazi October 17, 2001
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make me a samich woman!
by kikiriki May 10, 2008
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What mom calls sandwiches.
We could bring some samiches.
by Brian Johnson February 08, 2005
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An alternate form of way to say sandwich, also used by gir on the show invader zim
"Hi floor make me a samich!!"
by yaksmanofages September 07, 2007
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Motherfucka, you aae my motherfuckin samich!!
by Chez chizzil mynizzil April 24, 2003
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What "rednecks" from the Coal Region call sandwiches.
That samich I ate backed up my ass, and I crapped in the turlet for two hours.
by Tony Mack July 19, 2005
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(noun) as once stated by an I.T. professional, samich refers to a woman's reproductive origins because they resemble a roast beef sandwich.
Teacher: Man that's a good samich!
Class: You mean sandwich right?
Teacher: No you idiots!
Class: Then what is it sir?
Teacher: You know when a mommy and daddy love each other very much and they want to have a baby but they do a little foreplay and daddy looks down at mommy's "baby box" and says, "Hmmm honey, your samich looks amazing today!"...
Class:...wtf sir?!
Teacher: Well, you little tards asked.
by Caleb Fultz October 02, 2007
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