ThespiProcrePhobia 

The irrational fear of seeing or hearing someone re-enact a sexual situation.

Phobic person, "Please dont pretend to hump the couch, Im ThespiProcrePhobic."

Perverted friend, "What are you talking about?"

Phobic person, "I suffer from ThespiProcrePhobia. The fear of sexual re-enactments."

Perverted friend continues to hump couch just to freak them out.

ThespiProcrePhobia by Dr.Larry June 3, 2010