Chess

Probably the most unwinnable game since the computerwas able to play with you. Basically, if you win, you feel like a celebrity, and if you lose, well, you die a little inside.

Dude that just won chess: "YES. I FEEL LIKE A GOD!"
Dude that just loss chess: "......I'm gonna go kill myself."

by crotchetyteenager November 25, 2010

Chess

A game in which boys become men

That guy plays chess, he must be a manly man

by IsaacIsWrong101 February 3, 2020

Chess

The game that depends on your life. The game you lose at. This game is precious,more precious than memes, this game relies on you are the games owner, you are the games father. this game is in your hands

Guy 1:wanna play chess
Guy 2:you know how dangerous that is

by Nesquikkid October 13, 2019

Chess

A game that played by human, requires physical movement, it is a sport

Chess is a sport

by Chess is a sport February 14, 2019

Chess

A game where the objective is to violently throw your pieces to the floor upon losing.

Chess is being ruined by computer play.

by rocketman77049 December 7, 2009

chess

A game where if you lose you think the person who beat you must be an extremely intelligent person. And if you win you think you're the best player ever.

I just won at chess; I could probably beat Bobby Fischer now.

by runandwin January 2, 2005

chess

an extremely challenging, complex game that heightens your skills to think ahead. there are more rules than can be put into a book and it's usually played by intellectuals, though not all of them can be considered "geeks", some are hot.

Chess is commonly misconcieved to be boring or stupid.

Todd: "Jen plays chess?"
Sam: "Yeah"
Todd: "But she's not a nerd!"

by melthana April 18, 2010