Definitions by rocketman77049

swipe click

When you accidentally click on a link after swiping your screen. It usually turns out to be an ad for a product, service or news story that you have no interest in.

Dammit!! Third time I've been swipe clicked to ElectJeb.com....(facepalms)

swipe click by rocketman77049 January 13, 2016

Chinese tolerance 

The tolerance on parts of products requiring assembly that are made in China. No matter how precisely aligned, the screw, or nuts, or washers, or bolts slip right through their assigned slots. Also known as Chigger rigged.

That's the fifth time I've had to line that bolt up. Must be within Chinese tolerance.

Chinese tolerance by rocketman77049 March 14, 2010

Chess 

A game where the objective is to violently throw your pieces to the floor upon losing.

Chess is being ruined by computer play.

Chess by rocketman77049 December 7, 2009

atheist 

a person who hold ridiculous beliefs up to ridicule.

Christopher Hitchens is a notorious atheist.

atheist by rocketman77049 December 4, 2009