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Irritation of the skin around the clambeard from a dudes facial stubble after bobbing for apples. Once commonly thought to be an STD.
Lindsay - "Remember that caveman who was walking down the hall? He totally gave me The Rub last night."
The Rub by TheRub March 24, 2009
What's your favorite method for jerking off? For me, it's something I like to call "the rub".
Though not as popular as other methods, when done correctly "the rub" can really be quite satisfying. "The rub" is where, instead of pumping away like the typical jerk off technique you see all the time, you rub the head of your penis back and forth across your lower abdomen.
One of the key differences between pumping and "the rub" is that your dick, hand, and stomach all need to be bone dry. You may need to keep a kleenex or two handy to dry up sweat and precum.
I recommend that any guy who has never tried "the rub" before give it a go and report back on how you liked it.
dude, i totally tried "The Rub" last night
The Rub by KMC- September 23, 2005

the rub of the green

an accidental or unpredictable influence on the course or position of the ball.
"Despite his excellent shot, the ball hit a hidden divot, and he suffered from the rub of the green."

therein lies the rub 

there is the snag, problem, obstacle
from Hamlet
We could go to the park, but i left my keys in the ice cream factory, therein lies the rub.

What's the rub 

Guy 1. I got this plan! We're gunna do this and this and this
Guy 2.What's the rub?
Guy 1. We could go to jail for a really long time.
What's the rub by Laurynn May 21, 2007

Rub the Button 

It is another term for female masturbations.
"What's Kim doing tonight?" "I don't know...she said she was going to stay home and rub the button."
Rub the Button by Chad October 18, 2004