The Pakistani Spanker 

A specific act performed during sexual intercourse in which the male participant (who must initially be wearing a shirt) removes said shirt thus revealing that he is completely wired for a suicide bombing mission. He then screams "Allah o Akbar" (or whatever other arabic nonsense suicide bombers say) just prior to detonating himself, or "spanking" his sexual parter. It is important to note that sex of the other participant is generally not known due to the wearing of the full burka covering the body and face the entity being fucked. This entity can also be referred to as "it:.

Entity being fucked: I better not touch the guy fucking me due to the clinical nature of muslim sex to see if he is wearing a bomb. Plus since I'm a muslim woman consensual sex is the same as rape so I'll just lay here and do nothing.

Suicide bomber: Well, at least I'm going out with a bang using the Pakistani Spanker! (After bombing...) Damn you Mohammed, I just blew myself up and the 72 virgins are just fat Cheetos eating nerds playing world of warcraft.

The Pakistani Spanker by Dr VonHugenstein November 12, 2011

The Paki Ginger Gene 

When a paki has relatives who are ginger and then develops ginger hairs on themselves.

Christopher : Oh no , Alan ! I have found a ginger hair in my pubic region! Take a look hunny.
Alan: Must be The Paki Ginger Gene! EID MUBBARICK PAKI!

The Paki Ginger Gene by craguusgay September 20, 2009

The Pakistani Oil Drill

When a girl is doing a head stand and you are standing over her drilling her in the ass. The idea is to fuck her until shit (oil) starts shooting out like an oil drill.

It took me forever to clean up after the Pakistani Oil Drill

The Pakistani Oil Drill by The Guy From Miami January 5, 2010

Lewis the paki 

A brown lewis

Yo is that a lewis the paki

Lewis the paki by Lewis is a paki October 11, 2021

The Pakistani Snowblower 

An attempt to ejaculate into a violent storm of farts.

*Bonus points for taking laxatives prior to the attempt*

Bro, my girl ate a ton of beans and wouldn't put out. I was fed up and tried to jerk off on her only to end up with The Pakistani Snowblower.

The Pakistani Snowblower by ~Magic_Carpet~ August 29, 2018

The Pakistani Flapjack 

When you cover your meat stick with pancake batter, press it in a waffle iron, and eat the now cooked pancake off.

Tim : My cock is so raw. Ever since I did the Pakistani Flapjack and seared the fuck out of it in my waffle iron, it’s been bright red.

The Pakistani Flapjack by Sponsored_rapist February 28, 2019

The Pakistani spear

The Pakistani spear consists of putting a toothpick up the hole of a penis and having the person with the toothpick take a piss so the toothpick shoots out of the penis like it’s a spear.

I was kidnapped by this group of people and they made me do the Pakistani spear.

The Pakistani spear by YupBro11 January 8, 2026