3 definitions by ~Magic_Carpet~
An attempt to ejaculate into a violent storm of farts.
*Bonus points for taking laxatives prior to the attempt*
*Bonus points for taking laxatives prior to the attempt*
Bro, my girl ate a ton of beans and wouldn't put out. I was fed up and tried to jerk off on her only to end up with The Pakistani Snowblower.
by ~Magic_Carpet~ August 30, 2018
Man, I think Bob is loosing it. He got arrested for hooking up a crowded bus with The Fecal Fountain. WTF?
by ~Magic_Carpet~ February 9, 2019
Person1: Man, I need to use your bathrooom badly.
Person2: Is it a number 1 or number 2?
Person1: It's actually going to be a number 3.
Person2: Is it a number 1 or number 2?
Person1: It's actually going to be a number 3.
by ~Magic_Carpet~ September 22, 2017