The east knows this. 

A phrase coined by Candace Owens in a nonsensical tweet reinforcing toxic masculinity: "There is no society that can survive without strong men. The East knows this."

Colloquially, it can be used following a statement of opinion presented as fact, especially when the opinion does not make sense.

"Orange juice is better than apple juice, the east knows this!"
"It's so obvious that Avril Levine is dead and was replaced by a look alike. The east knows this."

The east knows this. by SimpForZoloft January 20, 2021

The Eastern Titty Tickler

You sneak up behind an attractive female with ninja-like skill and pop a feel on her. When she turns around to see who did it, you are already long gone with the use of your ninja reflexes.

I saw a pair a block away, so I had to surprise her with the eastern titty tickler.

The Eastern Titty Tickler by TheBootyofGreatness February 11, 2010

The Wicked Witch of the East

When you pass out in the bathroom from too much drugs or alcohol while in the process of taking an explosive, messy bowel movement. Often makes an incredible mess.

To her horror, Sally walked into the bathroom and discovered someone had killed the Wicked Witch of the East.
Sometimes you think you get rid of the Wicked Witch of the East and the Wicked Witch of the West comes around.
See also Wicked Witch, Wicked Witching, The Wicked Witch of the West

The Wicked Witch of the East by @WhoaBigBill January 28, 2018

The Eastern Herald 

A news journal headquartered in India promoting free speech, Human Rights and advocating the rights of the minorities worldwide. Oped, news, editorial articles on politics, religion, Persecution, current events and much more.

Official website: www.easternherald.com

The Eastern Herald promotes freedom of speech.

The Eastern Herald by Muzaffarab May 18, 2019

The Easter Bunny 

A joke by evolutionists that went too far.

An evolutionist with a sense of humour: "If a giant rabbit that shits chocolate eggs isn't proof of evolution, I don't know what is."
A gullible creationist with a sense of exploitation: "Great! Let's call him The Easter Bunny!"

The Easter Bunny by zomgmouse April 2, 2010

beast from the east 

a big dog from the east coast

my cousin is a beast from the east

beast from the east by tengrand004 July 13, 2006

Chungus of the East 

A slavic embodiment of the big chungus himself. Beware, he might look friendly, but once he is angered you don't wanna know whats gonna happen to you. Stay alert, for underneath his innocence is a chungus of no match.

Friend 1: Hey did u see the Chungus of the East yesterday??
Friend 2: Hahahah of course! Looking innocent as ever!!
Chungus of the East: Chunga Ha Chunga WHO Baka Chunga Baka Chunga (the chungan rhythmic anthem)

Chungus of the East by yeetus cleetus May 30, 2021