8 definitions by zomgmouse

Top Definition
To scrunch and crumple.
That piece of paper has been lying around scrumpled up at the bottom of my bag for ages.

Don't roll around on the floor, you'll scrumple your shirt.
by zomgmouse April 02, 2010
A portmanteau of "intertwined" and "intermingled". Coined by Ted Nelson to describe computerdom and information, but can be used in any situation.
"Computerdom is an immense intertwingled tapestry."

"Man, my headphone cables are all intertwingled."
by zomgmouse April 01, 2010
A joke by evolutionists that went too far.
An evolutionist with a sense of humour: "If a giant rabbit that shits chocolate eggs isn't proof of evolution, I don't know what is."
A gullible creationist with a sense of exploitation: "Great! Let's call him The Easter Bunny!"
by zomgmouse April 01, 2010
Boiled eggs, as described by Kryten in Red Dwarf (series 4, episode DNA).
Ah, breakfast, my very first meal! Boiled chicken ovulations -- delicious!
by zomgmouse April 02, 2010
See: intertwingled
The portmanteau of "intertwine" and "intermingle".
"Computerdom is an immense intertwingled tapestry."
by zomgmouse April 01, 2010
a) A children's Easter pastime, or:
b) Looking for females to screw.
Son: "Mum, I'm going hunting for eggs."
Mother: "That's alright, just don't get dirty."
Son: "..."
by zomgmouse April 02, 2010
A combination of "shitless" and "witless".
Dude, give me something to do, I'm bored shwitless.
by zomgmouse April 02, 2010

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