6 definitions by @WhoaBigBill

A black, sticky turd, typically small and taking an unusual amount of effort to excrete, which sticks to the toilet bowl and resists flushing.
Tom was on toilet for almost an hour and all he had to show for it was one nasty tar baby when he realized there was no toilet brush in the bathroom.
by @WhoaBigBill April 28, 2021
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When you suddenly pass out and collapse from too much drugs or alcohol and have an explosive, messy bowel movement. Looks like you're melting.
Jane was walking towards the main stage when suddenly the skies darkend and to the crowd's horror, she was struck down by the Wicked Witch of the West.
by @WhoaBigBill January 17, 2021
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When you are outside and suddenly pass out and collapse from too much drugs or alcohol and have an explosive, messy bowel movement. Looks like you're melting.
Jane was walking towards the main stage when suddenly the skies darkend and to the crowd's horror, she was struck down by the Wicked Witch of the West.
by @WhoaBigBill January 17, 2021
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An explosive, messy bowel movement occurring when you are exceptionally intoxicated on drugs or alcohol. Often occurs suddenly and does not require consciousness.
Tom realized the wicked witch was coming too late to find a proper toilet.
Sally walked in her bathroom and suddenly realized the wicked witch had visited it the night before.
See also Wicked Witching, The Wicked Witch of the West, The Wicked Witch of the East
by @WhoaBigBill January 27, 2018
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When you pass out in the bathroom from too much drugs or alcohol while in the process of taking an explosive, messy bowel movement. Often makes an incredible mess.
To her horror, Sally walked into the bathroom and discovered someone had killed the Wicked Witch of the East.
Sometimes you think you get rid of the Wicked Witch of the East and the Wicked Witch of the West comes around.
See also Wicked Witch, Wicked Witching, The Wicked Witch of the West
by @WhoaBigBill January 27, 2018
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The act of being extremely intoxicated and taking an explosive, messy bowel movement. Does not require consciousness.
Tom, don’t go wicked witching my bedroom, the bathroom is right across the hall!
Sally looked up and saw Tom wicked witching behind the dumpster.
See also Wicked Witch, The Wicked Witch of the East, The Wicked Witch of the West
by @WhoaBigBill January 27, 2018
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