The Ear Plug

When you stick your dick in your mates ear and literally fuck their brains out. Common side effects include semen, blood, white matter, gray matter, peeling flesh, and piss frothing forth in a cornucopia of liquid love.

"This The Ear Plug is the best zombie protection around! Oh my god, it burns like my passion!"

by G.M.H. November 4, 2009

ear plug

a type of jewellery worn on the earlobes. Can be worn after the piercing is stretched with a taper and often have a hole through the middle so one can see through it.

Bloody hell, his filler is massive!

by anonymous March 8, 2005

ear plug

were someone who has peirced their ears, gauges them up in sizes, then replaces the tapered gaugers with little tubbe like things that look awesome.

me: hey look, that person totally gauged their ears up.

other guy: whoa thats sick, i like her ear plugs

me: yeah its fucking awesome

by X a v i e r. May 31, 2009

Ear Plugs

When two guys simultaneously ejaculate in a girls ear canal.

The other night, Serg and I gave Danielle ear plugs during the gang bang.

by JBino17 November 21, 2010

ear plug

when you mistime the pump fake and she truns her head and you plug her ear with the warmth her face so willingly deserves

i spit on her back and as she turned around i lost my load and plugged her ear

by balls to tha wall July 30, 2004

alabama ear plug

when you need your GF to not listen to what you're about to say so you come in her ear...an Alabama Earplug

I didn't want Sally to hear what I was about to say so I gave her an Alabama Ear Plug.

by Corn Johnwall November 1, 2015

alaskan ear plugs

when you jizz in someones ears and it freezes.

damn i gave that bitch an alaskan ear plugs.

Whats that johnny?

fuck you

by drinkmachine777 June 22, 2009