A friend who is the mom of the friend group, she is very supportive and caring and does not like being called a soccer mom or hockey mom. Loves to bake, especially sourdough which she shares with all her adopted children.
Boy: Who gave you this sourdough? its really good!
Girl: My quidditch mom!
by asparagus264 June 13, 2021
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When a TV show, movie or book needlessly repeats details from earlier episodes, usually to the annoyance of fans. The term originates from the Harry Potter book series, where the rules of the wizarding sport were painstakingly explained at the beginning of nearly every book.
"We can miss the first five minutes of 24, it's just Rules of Quidditch anyway."
by thaggas December 11, 2011
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The resultant 'stiffening' of your 'broomstick' that comes from watching all these fine ass young witches finally reach the legal wizarding age.
Seamus: Hey, did you see that Hermione last night down at the Three Broomsticks?

Neville: Hells yeah bro! She gave me such a hardcore case of Quidditch Pants it was like she'd preformed petrificus totalus on my wang!!!
by pro-fezzor July 18, 2010
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The muggle version of Quidditch, which originates form the widely popular Harry Potter books. In land quidditch you run around on brooms wielding bats and hitting the "snitch". Requires two teams.
I'm going to play Land Quidditch today, do you want in?
by Hatscarf September 22, 2010
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1. The act of two people flirting/getting intimate, can refer to one-sided sexual quidditch.

2. Refers to a person playing 'mind games' with another person.
1. Robert and Dahlia had been playing sexual quidditch all day, and the rest of us wondered whether they would hook up when we left the room.

2. Stacy had been playing sexual quidditch with my emotions all day; when I acted upon it she denied my return sexual quidditch.
by The Wild Card Phenom April 24, 2010
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1. The entire act of masturbation

2. The entire act of sex with a partner.
1. beating bludgers is one facet of playing Quidditch.

2. I just got finished playing Quidditch with Melissa; she said she caught the snitch, but I still think she pulled a wronski feint on me.
by The Ravenclaw Seeker March 4, 2005
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A game in which you play with your mouth, similar to Harry Potter quidditch however in muggle world and played using your mouth. Equipment consists of a hoop whereas the object of the game is to launch a designated food item into your partner's facial cavity.

SAFETY REQUIREMENT(S): Knee pads.
My partner just dislogged the designated food item from his airways. Mouth quidditch is dangerous af.
by MouthQuidditchGuild May 25, 2017
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