A Northwest-dwelling conservative female who oversees a low-density clan, votes against abortion, for bridges to nowhere, and takes kids to the rink. On occasion is selected as vice-president nominee.
Dude, did you hear that hockey mom has a preggers daughter? I'm voting for her!
Right wing, religious, creationist, nut job. Is anti-abortion, anti-drugs, anti-animal conservation and anti-same sex marriage but loves the freedom of being able to bear arms.
That hockey mom has let the position of power of being on her daughter's school committee go to her head.
1- A mother who takes their children to hockey games and is very competetive
2- A pit bull with makeup
Hockey moms are known to make bad Vice Presidents of anything. Particularly large country.
Sarah Palin thinks that she can fool us into thinking she's an average citizen with her "hockey mom" BS. What a TOOL!
Sarah Palin claims to be a Hockey Mom, but I didn't know that she was even Canadian.
Sarah Palin’s folksy, self-proclaimed description of herself, followed by her assertion that the only difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull is lipstick – therefore publicly admitting that she walks on four legs, has eight nipples, a tail and greets her friends by sniffing their assholes. (And within the Tea Party, that’s a whole lot of sniffing!)
Man 1: Let’s put some lipstick on that pitbull and turn it into a hockey mom.
Man 2: Better yet, let’s put some lipstick and glasses on it and turn it into Sarah Palin!
An American woman who, having carried a child to term, and that child having eventually played organized hockey, obtains folksy wisdom which she then interprets as equivalent, if not superior, to a formal education.
The hockey mom is characterized by several distinct markings. First, the hockey mom displays her love for Jesus in a bumper sticker and/or a knitted sweater. Often this display simultaneously rejects other belief systems and life preferences, occassionally damning the 'non-believers' to hell.
Secondly, if the hockey mom has a daughter, that daughter is usually in possession of a promise ring, which inadvertently guarantees the 'turning out' of her daughter in college.
Lastly, the hockey mom is characterized by an intense dislike of the French, especially, and xenophobia, generally, which serves to deflect any criticism on the grounds of hockey's French-Canadian popularity. The hockey mom often does not consider the racist implications of this position having had been exposed to virtually no peoples of color. If pressed, however, the hockey mom will concede that "some of them are alright," especially if "they love Jesus" and don't complain about "stuff" that happened "thousands" of years ago.
1. Sarah Palin is a self-proclaimed hockey mom.
some cute word that stemmed off of soccer mom, probably because gov. sarah palin lives on a block of ice.
you know whats the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? lipstick