Number One Bullshit

Coined by legendary UFC fighter Khabib Nurmagomedov. When you’re so frustrated about certain bullshit that you think that this bullshit is the biggest bullshit of all time. When this bullshit is bullshit at the highest level

“This is number one bullshit!”

by Tim12345678969 March 22, 2021

Number One With A Bullet

Fast moving to the top. Going all the way to number one as if attached to or accompanied by a bullet. A reference to the Billboard top 100 songs where a fast moving track was accompanied by a 'bullet' icon on the chart. Inspiration of the AC/DC lyric "Number One with a Bullet. I'm A Power Pack."

"That new Ice Cube track ain't just a number one, it's number one with a bullet!"

by MrGomezAddams February 8, 2012

We're Number One!

The proud motto of a superior nation; the rallying decry of a country renowned for the industrial revolution, pioneers of massive advancement in medicine and developement of technological resources beyond imagination.

Well, let's see; wonder why the US has the fastest per capita COVID-19 case and death rate in the civilized world? How about failure to respond to the warnings of other countries, failure to close borders in a timely fashion in order to minimize asymptomatic spread, failure to adequately risk-assess inbound travelers, failure to have appropriate testing to trace and track infected individuals, failure to enforce national stay-at-home CDC recommendations, failure to anticipate and provide appropriate personal protective equipment...and most of all FAILURE TO TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY. Yeah, We're Number One! For all the wrong reasons...

by YAWA April 6, 2020

Number one bae

you number one bae you love him loads possibly (peanut)

Hayden landa is my number one bae

by Lol don't care January 14, 2017

Rule Number One

No fat chicks.

A: "I'm gonna go talk to that girl over there playing video games. She looks lonely."
B: "Better not do that, man."
A: "What? Why not?"
B: "Rule Number One."

by yaolinglingjiu October 17, 2009

Number One Stunna

A young affluent man who is more wealthy, and worldly, than James Bond, Jackie Chan, and that bitch MacGuyver.

Being in the presence of a #1 Stunna may cause otherwise calm people to stutter.

Baby: I'ma a hard stun'n nigga like Evil Knievel!!!!
Wayne: Jumpin' out Lex's and Hummers - showin' off for my people
Baby: I'm the Number One stunna!
Wayne: Wh-what, wh-what, what?
Baby: The Number One stunna!
Wayne: Wh-what, wh-what, what?

by Mr.Fisk April 2, 2009

number one baby

A significant other; Love of one's life; the most important person in your life (note: one's number one baby could very likely also be their manager)

After the dodger game, Armen made love to Marlene like she was his number one baby!

by Armen N August 7, 2006