Guantanamo bitch slap

The action of water boarding your partner and simultaneously slapping them with your flaccid penis.

Oh baby, gimme that Guantanamo bitch slap tonight.

by Bugboy22 January 1, 2022

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Guantanamo

The loveliest boy you will ever meet. He is kind, passionate and caring. He will love you forever.

Guy 1: Hi man!
Guy 2: I love you!
Guy 1: Aww! You seem like a Guantanamo to me!
Guy 2: That's so nice!

by Wizodin April 12, 2020

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Guantanamo Christmas Present

When a girl is on top of you riding your face, she squirts without warning, effectively water-boarding you.

Dude, last night this chick gave me a Guantanamo Christmas Present.

by Wang Bendanez September 4, 2020

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Guantanamo gravy train

a fetish/torture method of securing an individual's face underneath the seat of a wicker chair and the dumper consuming a laxative in a high quantity and then defecating on the dump-ee

My sugar daddy is going to give me a trip on the Guantanamo gravy train. I love it when he takes me traveling!

by staplegun998 February 13, 2021

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A very risky sex act that also serves as a viable alternative to figuring out your girl's Facebook password. To complete the Guantanamo, the man must receive oral sex from the woman, upon reaching orgasm he will pull the woman's shirt over her face, and waterboard her with his potential children.

My tinderdate needed therapy after I pulled a Guantanamo on her last night.

I heard Bob got Susan to admit to cheating on him by performing an expert "Guantanamo" on her in the Arbys bathroom.

The Guantanamo is a great way to break in a new love interest.

by NoMeansYesYesMeansAnal June 17, 2020

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