2. The Goddamn is a phrase that can replace any word(s) you don't feel like saying or can't think the name of. The Goddamn is most effective when delivered properly, often at the end of a sentence, confusing some while providing entertainment to yourself and others. When used properly, you will most likely get the response, "What the hell is the Goddamn?", or, "The Goddamn what?". If you are able to produce this result, give youself 2 points.
"Where the hell is Pete?"
"He's out talking on The Goddamn."
"Sorry I'm late, I had some trouble with The Goddamn."