A Dirty Sanchez is a sexual situation where a man is laying some pipe doggy-style, and while in the midst of sex he inserts his finger in the womans starfish and then smears his finger across her upper lip, giving her a thin shit moustache. This is the Dirty Sanchez.
by BryanO July 17, 2003
"I was there when DaMarcus Beasley scored that beautiful goal on Dirty Sanchez and the US went on to beat Mexico 2-0 in Columbus and qualify for the World Cup."
Sam's Army: "DIR-TY SAN-CHEZ" (clap-clap, clap-clap-clap)
Sam's Army: "DIR-TY SAN-CHEZ" (clap-clap, clap-clap-clap)
by C 2 Shine N C January 3, 2007
While having sex, the man puts his finger in the woman's asshole. He pulls his finger out an wipes it on her upper lip giving her a shit moustache.
by Tommy K. June 11, 2005
The act of engaging in the doggy style position then fingering the female's anus while in that position and smearing a residue of her own shit accross her upper lip forming a mustache.
*Dan walks up to Mark*
Dan: Hey Mark, you remember that crazy guy on the bus that was masturbating?
Mark: Yeah man, it was fucking sick.
Dan: Yeah, well you wanna know what his name was?
Mark: What?
Dan: Sanchez!
*Dan smears shit over Mark's upper lip, leaving a shit moustache (a dirty sanchez)*
Dan: Hey Mark, you remember that crazy guy on the bus that was masturbating?
Mark: Yeah man, it was fucking sick.
Dan: Yeah, well you wanna know what his name was?
Mark: What?
Dan: Sanchez!
*Dan smears shit over Mark's upper lip, leaving a shit moustache (a dirty sanchez)*
by blahhomies January 11, 2007
all of you are wrong a dirty sanchez is when a man fucks a girl in the ass an then gets a blow job from the girl with shit still on dis dick
by william branch May 15, 2005
by h3ad5h0t3 September 29, 2007
by sugarnips April 9, 2006