A term used to describe a musical style, production quality, or band that is downright mediocre. These bands will often be playing some sort of blues, jazz, or "rock n' roll" and are heard in the background at carnivals and town festivals. Only enjoyed by drunk old people.
1) I was walking through the carnival to get to the rides and I heard some lame-ass Carnival Band playing Elvis covers.
2) "Rollover Beethoven" by ELO is a Carnival Band song.
2) "Rollover Beethoven" by ELO is a Carnival Band song.
by NiggerMutilator September 17, 2011
A permanent amusement park that consists of mobile carnival equipment bolted permanently into place.
Adventureland in Long Island, NY.
Camp Minnie Mickey in Walt Disney World, Florida.
Dorney Park in Pennsylvania in the 1980s.
My brother got killed when the spookhouse at the bolted down carnival caught fire.
Camp Minnie Mickey in Walt Disney World, Florida.
Dorney Park in Pennsylvania in the 1980s.
My brother got killed when the spookhouse at the bolted down carnival caught fire.
by Chainsman August 24, 2009
The brain of the dumbest, most incompetent individual you know. Such a stupid mind that nothing they say makes sense or nothing they do is cool or exciting.
"Man, my idiot friend Jake's mind is such an Irish Carnival. He literally can't read, write ,or spell."
by voneman May 3, 2017
The act of several male subjects pleasuring each other (preferably in a circular pattern) and depositing their loads onto a young male who is forced to remain inside the circle.
"That Toby is such a dick! Let's all meet up after work and give him a ticket to the Carolina Cum Carnival!
by scarolinajoe April 28, 2011
Incarnated marvels simplefied
Effects from such a disconsalate kind
Impotence of the once so perfect living
Erase and rewind
Stand rigid for the next battle
Peace means reloading your guns
The love for life is all hatred in disguise
A carnival creation with masks undone
In search for the guideliness to the gateways of sin
Through mires of misanthropy with wrath in mind
Sophistication as cruelty and perfection as virulent truth
Confidently dawned, to pick the best of enemies
An abyss womb strech wide open, exposed to retaliate
With the stigma feasting on your flesh as I wish you well
Thorns from the fountains of faith licking leopard skin
Worshipped by anyone's mass on your planet hell
What on earth possessed you?
Consuming illusions made from hysteria and swallowed tongues
Devoured by doubt, conducting arts of misconception
Testimonial suffiency declaring numbess of all perceptions
Effects from such a disconsalate kind
Impotence of the once so perfect living
Erase and rewind
Stand rigid for the next battle
Peace means reloading your guns
The love for life is all hatred in disguise
A carnival creation with masks undone
In search for the guideliness to the gateways of sin
Through mires of misanthropy with wrath in mind
Sophistication as cruelty and perfection as virulent truth
Confidently dawned, to pick the best of enemies
An abyss womb strech wide open, exposed to retaliate
With the stigma feasting on your flesh as I wish you well
Thorns from the fountains of faith licking leopard skin
Worshipped by anyone's mass on your planet hell
What on earth possessed you?
Consuming illusions made from hysteria and swallowed tongues
Devoured by doubt, conducting arts of misconception
Testimonial suffiency declaring numbess of all perceptions
Glance into the blackness hidden beneath your surface
And enjoy the suffering, sanity drained in disrespect
With such bedevilled faith in good, subsequently trusting evil
Next step for mankind will be the last seasons in sin
With the stigma feasting on your flesh as I wish you well
Thorns from the fountains of faith licking lepered skin
Worshipped by anyone's mass on your planet hell
What on earth possessed you?
Consuming illusions made from hysteria and swallowed tongues
Left are the kings of the carnival
Creation, carrying out of the echoes of the fallen
Sense the withering eternity as it fades away
The ultimate graceskess voyage of all times
Only death will be guarding your angels, silently
Cripples joining arms in clamour,
Institionalized for the rebirth, the herd will be hunted
Kings of the Carnival Creation
And enjoy the suffering, sanity drained in disrespect
With such bedevilled faith in good, subsequently trusting evil
Next step for mankind will be the last seasons in sin
With the stigma feasting on your flesh as I wish you well
Thorns from the fountains of faith licking lepered skin
Worshipped by anyone's mass on your planet hell
What on earth possessed you?
Consuming illusions made from hysteria and swallowed tongues
Left are the kings of the carnival
Creation, carrying out of the echoes of the fallen
Sense the withering eternity as it fades away
The ultimate graceskess voyage of all times
Only death will be guarding your angels, silently
Cripples joining arms in clamour,
Institionalized for the rebirth, the herd will be hunted
Kings of the Carnival Creation
by Death Menace July 19, 2022
When one fills their sexual partner’s ass to the brim with whipped cream and then preceeds to suck it all out.
When questioned about his favorite activity, the man simply said he liked to “eat ass (carnival style)”.
by The Enticing Encyclopedia October 14, 2017
The disturbed pervert's equivalent to Russian Roulette, or a more extreme alternative to the game known as Limp Bizkit. A large party event, usually occurring on a Friday, in which five men and five women gather together in an abandoned warehouse. The five men jack off and fill up water balloons with cum. The man who cums last is forced to sit with an 8" dildo up his ass while the five women all shit and piss on him. If he throws up during this time everyone gets to pummel him with the cum balloons.
Person #1: Hey! You wanna celebrate The Collar Catastrophic Cum Carnival tonight?
Person #2: Fuck yeah!
Person #2: Fuck yeah!
by Zombie_2008 September 19, 2008