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9 definitions by NiggerMutilator

 
1.
See also: Douche or Tool.
Ryan Reynolds is the tooliest tool in all of doucheland.
by NiggerMutilator September 14, 2011
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2.
One of the funniest motherfuckers in existence. Has made countless people laugh their asses off for hours on end with his hilarious nigger definitions. Some retards will whine that he is "offensive" because they lack a sense of humor.
Omega Greek is downright hilarious, unlike that nigger-loving cunt jerkstan.
by NiggerMutilator September 18, 2011
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3.
Tru tv's Hardcore Pawn.

History's Pawn Stars focuses on unique and valuable historical items, where as Nigger Pawn Stars (Hardcore Pawn) focuses on nigger customers that get belligerent when they don't get their rediculous asking price for cheap fake garbage.
The coons on Nigger Pawn Stars go apeshit and make a scene when they don't get $2,500 for their fake Rolexs!
by NiggerMutilator September 14, 2011
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4.
A more fitting name for the most overrated and trendy game on the fucking market, Call of Duty. Only enjoyed by douchebags/tools, hence the name.
I can't go for 5 seconds without hearing some retard uttering the words "Call of Duty". Instead of worshipping Call of Douchey, try an FPS that is actually original and creative, like the Timesplitters series.
by NiggerMutilator September 14, 2011
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5.
A term used to describe a musical style, production quality, or band that is downright mediocre. These bands will often be playing some sort of blues, jazz, or "rock n' roll" and are heard in the background at carnivals and town festivals. Only enjoyed by drunk old people.
1) I was walking through the carnival to get to the rides and I heard some lame-ass Carnival Band playing Elvis covers.

2) "Rollover Beethoven" by ELO is a Carnival Band song.
by NiggerMutilator September 17, 2011
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6.
Any retard that listens to the shitty band, Disturbed.

The average Disturbed fan.
Dan: "Why does Mike like Disturbed so much?"

Chris: "He's a Disturbed Child."

Dan: "Child? But he's 20..."

Chris: "Any dumbass that listens to Disturbed has the mind of a child."
by NiggerMutilator September 14, 2011
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7.
Basically the Nu-Metal and Metalcore of the 80's. Characterized by generic faggotry of all musical aspects.

The vocals induce cringing whenever heard, the riffs are bullshit power chords, the drumming is "bum-chick-bum-chick", the bass doesn't exist, and the lyrics are standard tool/douche material. The solos are not bad, but still relatively mediocre.

Oh, and it's NOT METAL.

See also: Hair Metal or Glam Rock.
"Glam Metal" faggots often got scared when they saw a metalhead or heard actual Metal such as Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Slayer, Anthrax, Metallica, Megadeth, Dio, King Diamond, Vio-Lence, Annihilator, Venom, Metal Church, Accept, Suicidal Tendencies, Queensryche, and Helloween.
by NiggerMutilator September 15, 2011
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