A poser who tries to look like he surfs or swims, yet flails around in a helpless panic when he gets in the water.
by Anomaly February 20, 2005
An evil, purple demon sent from Hell to brainwash kids, with the help of assistant demons known as B.J. and Baby Bop.
Barney: "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family."
Terminator: You are overdue for termination. (shoots Barney into pulp with submachine gun).
Terminator: You are overdue for termination. (shoots Barney into pulp with submachine gun).
by AYB June 13, 2003
Barney is a purple dinosaur that looks like a distorted and toothless Tyrannusaurus-Rex. In reality though, Barney is a fat man in a purple dinosaur suit.
He is in a TV show that brainwashes little kids into thinking that the world is perfect and that everything can be fixed by singing a simple song that would cause most great musicians to commit suicide or smoke drugs(If they haven't so already)
Barney is also the reason why parents should never leave their kid unattended to watch it. Barney is also the reason why dinosaurs went extinct.
In conclusion, don't watch Barney, Your brain will melt because of it.
He is in a TV show that brainwashes little kids into thinking that the world is perfect and that everything can be fixed by singing a simple song that would cause most great musicians to commit suicide or smoke drugs(If they haven't so already)
Barney is also the reason why parents should never leave their kid unattended to watch it. Barney is also the reason why dinosaurs went extinct.
In conclusion, don't watch Barney, Your brain will melt because of it.
by Cataclypsa June 25, 2007
the drunkard on the simpsons
by nosleep42 May 5, 2005
by partridge May 15, 2003
to be serenaded by a man on the pretext of love and then to sleep with him and his sudden disappearance for good after the sleeping part is done with. .
by raunak_k November 23, 2008
Barney Is A Purple Dinosaur Played by Joyner.Hes a kind soul that wants bring joy to kids by tormenting them with kindness.:)
Kids:Look is Barney charging at us Run guys.
Other Kids:Run for your life's
BARNEY:PROCEEDS TO CHASE THE KIDS AGGRESSIVELY knocking a few kids out on the green grassfields.
Other Kids:Run for your life's
BARNEY:PROCEEDS TO CHASE THE KIDS AGGRESSIVELY knocking a few kids out on the green grassfields.
by BadComputer August 31, 2023