A person with an huge sexual appetite combined with an irresistable attractiveness to the opposite sex. Normally said with arms spread wide to denote an albatross's huge wingspan. First coined in 'Bottom' starring Ade Edmondson and Rik Mayall.
by The Strut September 29, 2004
by Geric Linlee September 19, 2018
An orgy involving three men sitting on a sofa. Another person is on her knees in front of the center man. While she actively performs oral sex on him, she gives hand jobs to the men on either side. The combined action is reminiscent of a flying white albatross.
by palebot October 17, 2009
by killerbee33 December 20, 2017
Not wanting to write even one email, as such an act would necessitate tackling, or even thinking about, all the other emails stacked up in your Inbox. Occasionally shortened to albatross.
by eine May 27, 2006
by Caitlin13579 December 8, 2008
A sudden burst of speed produced when a person spreads their arms to full horizontal length, resembling an albatross.
by Sergeant Panda February 13, 2009