3 definitions by Sergeant Panda

The law whereby if a girl who was once fit and skinny acquires a kangaroo pouch in a small span of time, they are no longer a virgin.
Dude 1: Did you see Kim today? She's gained a little weight.
Dude 2: That's Brenda's Law in action man.
by Sergeant Panda December 3, 2009
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A person who, upon spreading their arms to full horizontal length, resembles an albatross. This is also usually accompanied by an albatross boost.
by Sergeant Panda February 13, 2009
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A sudden burst of speed produced when a person spreads their arms to full horizontal length, resembling an albatross.
Guy 1: Whoa! That guy came out of nowhere!

Guy 2: You can thank that albatross boost of his.
by Sergeant Panda February 13, 2009
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