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A vegetative state that many teenage children find themselves in after being deprived of a cellular device for prolonged periods of time. May also result from lack of 'Myspacing' or 'Facebooking'
Laura: *grrbalghgb*
Michelle: Oh shit, Laura is going into Socioshock! Quick somebody get her a texting!!!
by m3ta February 14, 2009

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