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Texas Ton

The Texas Ton is what y’all lil uglies gain when you move to Texas. You’re all hella ratchet so stay down there wit yo fatness.
Friend 1: “That hoe really gained the Texas Ton”
Friend 2: “Ong her ugly ahh better stay down there too”
by imfasterthanyou69 January 13, 2023
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Texas Shit Ton

The sun weighs exactly one tenth of a Texas Shit Ton
by GI Jew the all American Hebrew November 10, 2016
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