Texas Butt Blaster Share definition Flag To take a shit on a womans foot, and have them anally penetrate you with it. (the poop is used as lubrication) my girlfriend gave me a texas butt blaster in the farm. Texas Butt Blaster by Hupman December 30, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Texas Butt Blaster mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch