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texas taco 

The act to shit in between a chicks breast, and then tit fuck her.
Yo last night she let me give her the texas taco, it was crazy as hell! I never knew that chick gets that horny!!
texas taco by ZakkaZ May 16, 2008

Texas Taco Salad 

Is when you throw up inside your girls vajayjay and you fuck her until your throw up becomes a creamy like substance, then you top it off with your own table cream (semen).
My girl wanted to try something new in bed, so i bust out the Texas Taco Salad on her. She hasnt asked for anything new ever since.
Texas Taco Salad by Taconaire September 14, 2009

Texas Taco 

Using BBQ Sauce as Lubricant for vaginal sex.
Duuude, I gave her that Texas taco last night, her cooch tasted like ribs.
Texas Taco by KinkyCarl August 27, 2019

Texas Brown Taco

Go to taco bell buy a volcano taco take all the toppings off except the meat. drop a Cleveland in it put in microwave for 10 min. rub penis in it til scolded and red. bang a fat chick in the ass cum in her buttwhole, then suck all the fluids out and spit it in the taco and enjoyy
Fuck your breath smells... yeah i know try a texas brown taco

Texas Walking Taco 

A sexual position where you put the female in the wheel barrow position and whilst pumping her you walk behind her as she moves about with her arms.
What position did you do with her?

We did the Texas Walking Taco down the steps!
Texas Walking Taco by The Manitee December 21, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026