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Testy Call 

Not to be confused with a "Test Call" (which in telephony, is a telephone call made to diagnose a problem or prove/disprove a fault), a "Testy Call" is a call made begrudgingly to placate someone else speaking bollocks when they claim a line isn't working.
"Guys, the customer is claiming their lines are not working again, can you make some testy calls to prove they're talking bollocks"
Testy Call by Tele-Phoney March 11, 2010

Skype Test Call 

Everybody's best friend. She always picks up when you call her on Skype and she can be a bit quiet in text chats, but you know you love her.
Skype Test Call: After the beep, please record a message.
Bob: Omigodz. Carsilly is a Seb!
Skype Test Call: Omigodz! Carsilly is a Seb!
Skype Test Call by Jacksonnn August 26, 2008

testicalls 

Yelling any testicle-related words over the telephone, or across long distances. Testicle-related words include, but are not limited to: testicles, balls, nuts, and mansauce activators.
(from across the field) "Hey Johnny!"
"What?"
"BALLSSSSSS!"

While birds perfect birdcalls, young boys often hone their testicalls.
testicalls by The Horned Water September 11, 2006

Testically 

Technically but it’s testically speaking
Testically I have a fat cock
Testically by Lamar Scrôdum November 18, 2020

Testicall 

The act of accidentally calling someone on your cell phone when it is stashed in your front pocket, specifically when placed in close proximity to the testes. Applicable only to males.
Damn yo; I just testicalled my ex-girlfriend by accident.
Testicall by BombDotComm August 30, 2014

testicalls 

similar to a booty call, but the female (or homosexual male) does the calling.
unfortunately there has never been any record examples of testicalls in all of history :'(
testicalls by Zomar October 2, 2007