The male sex hormone, (C19H28O2), screted by the testes, that stimulates the devolpment of the male sex organs as well as the male sex drive.
I'm a 16-year old male, and the testosterone is pretty much flooding my brain.
by iRishRepublicanaRmy January 2, 2004
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Something you oviosely have a lot of in your body if your reading and posting on the Urban Dictionary
"He has a lot of testosterone because he has not beat the snake lately"
by Communist Teddybears April 25, 2015
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A very powerful drug - transforms men into idiots!
Yeah, who needs a brain when he can have testicles?
by perflubon January 21, 2005
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A pure testosterone boner caused from excitement or action; having nothing to do with any kind of arousal.
Example: Yesterday I was joking around with my wrestler friend and I slammed him into a locker while he wasn't looking he naturally put me into a full nelson but when he did I could feel his hard cock on my back I naturally screamed what the fuck is that man he said fuck you I was scared it's just a testosteroner.
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by Asssssssssssasssass September 30, 2014
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A “Testosterone Truck” (almost always driven by a man) is any large truck that is driving aggressively and always rides your car’s butt when you’re driving. Even if you’re driving faster than the speed limit, the “Testosterone Truck” must always ride your bumper or pass aggressively.
“Julie was getting fed up with the many ‘Testosterone Trucks’ on the road that ALWAYS seem ride her bumper as if to intimidate, as they bear down on her car with their huge front end and bright lights”.
by Julesheart January 15, 2023
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Usually occurs from a man or boy between the months of May all the way to September. A testosterone boner is when a man notices a very attractive girl wearing minimal clothing and all the "alerts" of a boner go off minus the inconvenient and obvious side effect.
"Dude, G Thom, did you see that fine girl in the short shorts?"
"Hell yeah I did, damn girl gave me a testosterone boner."
"but you're not showing?"
"exactly, doesn't mean I'm not poppin' on the inside."
by G. J. Thom May 6, 2010
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